TAXES, TAXES, TAXES

Tax his wage, tax his pay, Tax the bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his tie, Tax his shirt, Tax his labor, Tax his dirt.
Tax his smoke, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, Tax his beers, When he cries, Tax his tears.
Tax his bills, Tax his gas, Tax his notes and Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know That after taxes, its their dough.
If he hollers, Tax him more, Tax him! ‘til he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, They won't relax,

They'll still go after inheritance TAX!!

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax (FICA),
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, a hundred million dollars (in gold) in the Treasury, and the largest middle class in the world, and Mom could stay home to raise the kids while dad earned enough for everyone to get by, and for many, to prosper.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED SINCE 1908?

Well, Income tax, which is the 2^nd plank of the Communist Manifesto, and the Federal Reserve Bank, which is the 5^th plank, were both enacted in 1913. Still wondering what happened, Comrade?